Frisky Sloth Cap: 

It is our bias opinion that you will look much more attractive to the opposite sex if you wear our Frisky Sloth apparel (to the same sex you just appear more intelligent)....

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Frisky Sloth Apparel and Beer

*To get the full effects of our apparel, buying several beers for your so-called friends may help them see qualities you really don't have.

Frisky Sloth Apparel and Pizza

*If you under the age of 21, beer is not necessary, pizza works just as well a beer. Also surround yourself with friends whom are clearly less attractive and dumber than you.