About
Frisky Sloth.com:
Nothing to tell, our website is brand new.
Every week we jack data from AnglerGuide.com(not really), We
jacked the look too. Fact is, if we knew how to jack
the weather, we'd do it, until then we'll just barrow
their snippet...
Our Logo :
We don't have one, so if any of you
graphic artist types feels charitable, send us one..
who knows, you might even get an autographed picture
of Erin, Chris and Randi. If we don't have a photo, we
will gladly send a picture of people who vaguely looks like them....
Our Name :
Frisky Sloth and fishing reports, we're sure
there an association somewhere, just not clever
enough to recognize it..
(that's why we're going to school)
Apparel : It
is our bias opinion that you will look much more
attractive to the opposite sex if you wear our apparel
(to the same sex you just appear more intelligent).
Therefore we offer noggin covers (for chris's
friends, this means caps) and shirts with
Frisk Sloth on them. Our apparel is made of the
finest materials the third world has available
and not only that, our apparel also has special
healing powers for whatever ails you, with the
exception of people with financial problems due to
compulsive buying disorder. *Please note -
(it may appear as if there is nothing on the product
you received. There may be several reasons for this
including )
1)we used the same color of ink/thread
as the item we sent you
2 )being
we are now the scholarly type (expect erin, chris and
randi roo), there's a small chance our instructions were
too *verbose for our help to understand or an
even a greater chance our help couldn't read english.
(*it's are didactic duty)
3)your first, last name, or address
gave us bad vibes, induced vomiting or uncontrollable
laughter, and we wanted no association with it.
Ads :
Gotta make a living somehow.....
About Erin, Chris, Randi Roo, and Rico
Erin - bohemian, recently laid off
(she considers 3 years recent)
Chris - works at the OG (Olive
Garden), only job he could get based on this
academicals achievements. being a bb keeps him
humble, hangs with friends who's iq is identical to
the ambient temperature.
Randi Roo -
addicted to junk food and pizza, i need say nothing
more.
Rico - The famed Rico Suave is Randi's
car. Rico is temperamental and only starts when he wants
to. Rico needs to last (preferably running) for at
least five more years or 400k miles, which ever comes
first .
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